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Trans: The Snake wants to know why the Grabber is so anxious about the police and the weighing station. Is it because he doesn't have any money to pay a fine or duty for excess weight.

Grab: Negatory Snake, negatory, I got mucho green stamps. I can't stop for bears or inspectors cause I'm in my Sunday best. Do you copy?

Trans: Now this really is interesting. That means the Grabber has lots of money but doesn't want to stop for the police or a weighing check station because he is dressed up as a woman.

Snake: Mercy sakes alive Grabber, did the Pink Lady give you the front door on that trip?

Trans: The Snake wants to know if the Grabber got permission from Marilyn to travel to Dream '76 dressed?

Grab: For sure, for sure, Snake, the Pink Lady said all three and eights as long as I wasn't any Harvey Wallbanger on the super slab.

Trans: The Grabber says the Marilyn gaver her permission to drive to Dream dressed as long as she was not a reckless driver and behaved herself on the Interstate Highways.

Snake: Mercy me Grabber, you better keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down and I'll hold on to your mud flaps all the way to Charm City. You shake the trees and I'll rake the leaves good Buddy.

Trans: The Snake says for the Grabber to drive carefully and not to have an accident. The Snake is going to follow along right behind the Grabber all the way to Cavalier and will be available if anything happens.

Grab: For sure, for sure, Snake, but why ain't you in your Sunday best?

Trans: The Grabber wants to know why the Snake isn't travelling as a

woman.

Snake: Mercy Grabber, I ain't had time to mow the hay since I left the nap trap down in Salt Town. But I do got my thighbenders and holsters on.

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